•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism
Did you know that you can make houses out of plastic bottles? By filling them with sand, and molding them together with mud or cement, the walls created are actually bullet proof, fire proof, and will maintain an comfortable indoor temperature of 64 degrees in the summer time.
And it’s not like there is any shortage on used plastic bottles out there. Here are some statistics from treehugger.com:
“The United States uses 129.6 Million plastic bottles per day which is 47.3 Billion plastic bottles per year. About 80% of those plastic bottles end up in a landfill!”
To build a two bedroom, 1200 square foot home, it takes about 14,000 bottles.
The United States throws away enough plastic bottles to build 9257 of these 2 bedroom houses per day! That’s just over 3.35 million homes, the same number of homeless people in America.
actually bullet proof
ive found where I truly belong
I refuse to blur this mans name, because this is beautiful
This is such harsh advice until you realize it’s the truth
Bob Ross used to be a drill sergeant but quit because he hated having to shout at people.
Flaphack #9: Stylish kneepads! Be safe out there, kids!
is dennys ok
Natasha being badass and sassy and multitasking and BROTP everywhere! I WONT SURVIVE THIS